i was in vegas all weekend i got back an hour ago so now i’m just gonna sit up until i finish my exam for tomorrow
as if i wasn’t sleep deprived enough this weekend haha haha ha ha
“Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)
Hosting a house party. Need ducks for party game.
Ducks will be unharmed and I prefer the owner remain with the ducks to ensure proper care and safety to both my and your standards.
Compensation: invitation to party, free drinks for the entire night, or if you prefer small cash fee ($40?)
Details: ducks will be gently secured into passenger seats of model train set. origami hats made of 1, 5 and 10 dollar bills will be placed on each ducks head.
Guests will pay a dollar for an opportunity pick a hat from a ducks head as a prize as the train passes by them. One dollar per attempt (lap around tracks)
Serious inquiries only please.”
What the fuck Evergreen
does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
my roommates are going out for drinks and i’m stying home because i’m not 21
and it’s only thursday
it’s gonna be a long weekend
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm